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Chapter 14 ： little Fable~Human beings have nowhere to escape
In class, a teacher talked about the relationship between men and women and said:
Generally speaking, under normal circumstances, the best mode is just like when the husband sing , the woman will follow! Perfect mode!
Contribute to social stability and long-term development.
Because the essence of a man is to take responsibility.
The essence of women is to assist men to take responsibility.
Male chauvinism and Female Chauvinism are wrong!
If you don't learn to be responsible, you cannot grow up in your lifetime, and will become tragical giant baby!
The female classmate asked: what about the queen?
Teacher said: although it can be, it is a special group, or under special circumstances. Everything has primary and secondary, so there are non mainstream and special cases!
God's arrangement shows that it will also have its use.
Proper use is a good supplement! Such as the sword moves sideways, you may do some wonders. Bad use is counterproductive!
At this time, lazy students, don't like to be responsible, heckled teacher, want create difficulties and said : so, teacher, I'll be a person, neither male nor female ~
The teacher was so angry that his beard flew up and said: loser, really worthless! And try to mediate differences at the sacrifice of principle! Selfish ghost!
At this time, the pest student, the future bully, who likes to destroy responsibility, also came to challenge the authority and said:
Then, teacher, I will make them irresponsible! Then, like animals groveling, weak giant babies, all submit to the palm of my hand!
what?! The teacher shouted: nonsense! Too bad! Scum, treacherous, go against all the heavenly laws of morality and filial love, antisocial!
The students in classroom, laughing one after another!
The teacher saw it and said in surprise: you all! That's ridiculous! I quit! I can't teach you! Rotten wood cannot be carved! Then he picked up the teaching plan, go out of classroom, and resigned!
At this time, someone asked: isn't there someone to be responsible? Why resign, forget your responsibly?
The teacher sighed: that's the human construction mode, these? It's like entering hostile mutual harm mode! How can we sheep coexist with wolves? I don't want to call for bad luck and make myself be eated! Retreat first and save my strength! I'll fight back when they invade!
So, the smart teacher ran away in a hurry.
When the wise men saw it, they clapped their hands and said: yes, yes, this teacher has some good minds!
Suddenly, the angel appeared and reminded: pay attention to one's own moral and living without thought of others, short-sighted humans ~ now the network is connected everywhere, the world is getting smaller and smaller, as the global village. Teacher, where are you going to escape!?
So everyone, sweating, become speechless and silent....
translation中文版:
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第十四篇 小寓言之无处可逃的人类
某老师上课，讲到男女相处模式，说到：
就一般人类在正常情况下来说，夫唱妇随，是最佳模式！完美模式！
有助于社会稳定和长久发展。
因为，男人的本质，就是担负责任。
女人的本质，就是辅助男人负责任！
大男子主义大女子主义都不对！
不学会负责任，会一辈子长不大，变成可悲的巨婴！
女同学问：那么女王呢？
老师答：虽然可以有，那是特殊人群，特殊情况，是可以。凡是都有主次，也就有非主流和特例嘛！
上天这样安排，说明自会有其用途吧。
运用得当，是好的补充呀！或者剑走偏锋，可立奇功。运用不好，适得其反！
这时，懒虫学生，不喜欢负责任，于是刁难道：那么老师，我就做不男不女的～
老师气坏了，胡子都飞起来，说：败类，真没出息！和稀泥！自私鬼！
这时，害虫学生，未来的小霸王，专门喜欢破坏责任，也来挑衅权威说道：
那么老师，我就让他们变得都不负责任！然后像动物卑躬屈膝，软弱的巨婴们，都臣服于我掌心！
什么？！老师大呼：胡扯！太坏了！渣滓，大逆不道，反社会！
同学们在底下，纷纷哈哈的嘻笑起来！
老师看见，惊讶的说：你们！简直太离谱了！我不干了！教不了你们了！朽木不可雕也！说完，拿起教案去辞职了！
这时，旁边有人问：那么老师，不是要负责任吗？怎么不负责的辞职？
老师叹道：那是人类的建设模式下，这些？简直进入敌对互害模式！我们羊怎么能和狼共存，我可不想召来杀身之祸！先撤退了，保存实力！等到他们进犯，我再反击！
于是，聪明老师，仓皇而落跑…
智者们见了，拍手道：不错不错，这位老师还算有些头脑的！
突然，天使现身了，提醒说：独善其身，目光短浅的人类们～现在网络联通，世界越来越小，号称地球村了，老师你要逃躲到哪里去呢！？
于是所有人，暴汗，无语沉默了…
